Over 99729

This Demotivational Poster

G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!

TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

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thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
**** where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm

IRONY - It's a blast.



TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt
Rating: 4.71/5

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5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:02 am

THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?

TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive

AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done

TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am


TAGS: never expected this humor
Rating: 4.84/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
I loved Tweety and Sylvester... brings back some memories
Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 12:17 pm
"I tawt I taw a puddy tat... But I need glasses to verify this"...
mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:03 am
This is very true... I wonder if kids understand it.

ADHD - In some, it is more cheesecake then in tractors.

TAGS: adhd my own thoughts during making this
Rating: 3.59/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:47 am
Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)

VIDEO GAMES - Now available for girls!

TAGS: i got pwnd at this
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
Good to see that Nintendo recognizes the woman's rightful role in the universe.
deadluvva - September 4, 2010, 8:31 am
lol Logic. Funny stuff
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Great to see you're still coming around Logic.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Wow, welcome back! We missed you. but we've been spending some time at the range, so maybe for not much longer.

WRITE AN 8 PAGE ESSAY ON COURAGE - ... This is Courage ...

TAGS: essay this is courage
Rating: 4.6/5

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Colin - February 17, 2014, 12:18 am
If it seems tough to complete your coursework with perfection then you can use an easy option of get it done by someone else or purchase essays online.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Funnily enough, this was actually an Oxford Examination Board Essay Question... the guy who wrote this answer topped the exam for he was the "master of presence of mind" !
TerrorAustralis - January 4, 2012, 7:44 am
5Ls for ingenuity the marking: "there is a fine line between courage and stupidity. see me after class"
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Ah... ok, I see what you mean. I'll keep that in mind for any future "courageous" posters :)
Reality Lord - January 3, 2012, 3:02 pm

i would have flipped the text and title.

BIKE SEATS - Some Just Aren't Big Enough

TAGS: i hope there is a bike seat in this one
Rating: 2.9/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
pedal faster?
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
um, wow..i dunno what I can say about this one.....
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well then, at least one of us feels better now!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Why would that make me feel better? all I feel is noxious.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
There's a reason she's the ex. And she wasn't like that when it was new. Plus I figured it'd make you feel better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Why would you admit that?
MO - March 8, 2010, 10:59 pm
My ex is actually bigger than this beast. So you guys should understand my reluctance to make a poster for todays challenge.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:37 am
I don't think this is what Queen had in mind when they wrote the Bicycle Song "4 badly bent training wheels"


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...

TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

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Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it

HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it

TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang



TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

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Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.

03/20/2008 - The day where MySpace collapsed.

TAGS: d*** this is ugly
Rating: 2.36/5

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MPsniper - August 19, 2012, 8:57 pm
shouldnt that be: "the day *when*....not *where*?


TAGS: man you guys guessed this one fast
Rating: 4.91/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.


TAGS: physics you re right you will never use this
Rating: 4.36/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm
One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm
Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm
I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL
pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm
can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm
Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.
thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm
@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?
JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...
Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.
Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am
Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm
Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm
Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm
Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.
Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm
Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe
spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


TAGS: oak re submission for this site
Rating: 3.59/5

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The Goat - September 30, 2009, 3:21 am
I learned this one as: When all your dreams go up in smoke When your rewards are few Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you!

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

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Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.

WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived

TAGS: this is f king awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am
You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success

BOB VILA - Making people destroy a house by convincing them they have learned how to do the same quality home improvement work after watching professionals with 25+ years experience in a 60 minute episode since 1979.


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.26/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that sh** at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!



TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.78/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these ***kheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...

TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.21/5

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TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


TAGS: i think this is why midgets tend to be so bitter
Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's f***ing hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.

PERFECT DESIGN - The New World Trade Center

TAGS: i looked all over to see if this was on here already
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 25, 2009, 11:06 am
You are a born-again virgin after 12 months. So after a year, its a brand new picture. 5 conformist lions.
Dort - August 24, 2009, 7:07 pm
Holy ****, somebody just discovered an eight year old picture.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 6:32 pm
And...There's my new desktop background.....5 lions.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
110% yes!

FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L

Opportunity -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.62/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!

KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil



TAGS: straight to hell for this
Rating: 4.85/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't expect that. I laughed so hard. I'm going tom hell, I just know it.
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 3:00 pm
holy moly - it's holymoly!
GaryO - February 26, 2013, 1:03 pm
5, fave, share..all that…the lowered rooleth
holymoly - February 26, 2013, 11:55 am
cant.... stop... laughing....God I miss you guys
ughomer - February 26, 2013, 11:36 am
Older Save the Children ads used to beg for "the price of a cup of coffee - $.38 a day). Inflation hits the developing nations now as well as poverty, illiteracy and corruption. OMG!

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick p***e
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.

TAGS: yah this is a real thing
Rating: 3.18/5

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5butjam - April 26, 2010, 2:00 pm


TAGS: this is sparta drill dentist nightmare ouch
Rating: 1.8/5


TAGS: i m going to be killed in the street for this one
Rating: 5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
awesome 5L
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
tht would be an interesting proposition. i'd say it's a bit late for me to try that though
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:07 am
lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

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crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors

ALCOHOLISM - The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

TAGS: aggy has an idea about this
Rating: 4.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:51 am
Yeah, I suppose if she let you stay this long it's not likely she'll throw you out of her basement now.
Derek - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am
At ~50 - I think not
Claire - July 11, 2010, 2:04 am
I think he'd just get praised for finally having ***. The internet does that to you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Your mom would kick you out?
Derek - July 10, 2010, 11:04 pm
If I came home with an s*d, I'd get more than just yelled at.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:38 am
Empty glasses and bottles are the only reason I'm not an alcoholic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:36 am
He looks sad, I only look that way at an empty glass.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:33 am
Disease? Crap... I thought it was a cure.


TAGS: this dog is freakin ugly
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:00 pm
He needs to stop bringing back to Paris.


TAGS: guns sho will likethis king
Rating: 4.87/5

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MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:36 pm
You aint killing no-one unless that gun is loaded
MashiMashi - August 26, 2012, 11:33 pm
Ignoring Christie2069....i'll never 4get the face of my father or his last words, "WAIR! Don't son that gun is LOADED!!"
Chrysophase2003 - August 22, 2012, 12:52 am
Remembering the face of my father is WHY I want to kill with a gun.
Preacher Man - August 21, 2012, 1:12 pm
He who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.

HAPPINESS - Is nothing more than some peace and quiet, and a comfortable place to rest.

TAGS: this spot looks perfect
Rating: 4.76/5

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Airman - August 28, 2012, 12:45 pm
you got that right
GaryO - August 27, 2012, 9:59 pm
o-o-o-o-o-o-h, y-e-a-h

OUR PATIENCE - has worn thin

TAGS: get this over with
Rating: 4.58/5

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agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:01 pm
Figures. I'd hope they've only been trained to eat bikinis, but I know better.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
Lake Mead.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:13 pm
Please please please tell me they're dropping this off the Atlantic City shore!



POOL SHARK - I think I've been bitten. or is it smitten... whatever, she's hot dammit.

TAGS: october challenge i want this shark wet
Rating: 3.35/5

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1MP4CT - October 8, 2009, 10:09 am
She has a real name ya kno,Famke Janssen
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men
lolman - October 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Thats Jean off X-Men

POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.

SHUT UP!! - You guys clearly don't know how to choose the funniest picture in a series, do you?!

TAGS: this is a message not a poster
Rating: 1.89/5
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:27 pm
Angst over my approval methods, however, is very funny. 5L
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 9:26 pm
It was an unfunny series that's been done before... as a single poster... which is enough. With over 55,000 posters, it's hard to be original here... but a good start is to not copy your own caption repeatedly, changing only the picture.


WINNERS - compare their achievements with their goals while losers compare their achievements with those of other people

MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection

TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

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FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*

N33RDS -

TAGS: pzy n33rds american pie this one time at band camp
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - May 15, 2011, 7:26 am
Makes more sense in places where "router" is pronounced like "rooter".
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
Justflipit - May 14, 2011, 5:58 am
I read thin in her voice
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:48 am
ROR! The Aussie made a funny!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:47 am
Awesome! 5 CAT-5's cables.


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.

STATISTICS - They don't lie.

TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm
LOL @ the tags

LIFE LESSONS - I've learned you can't please everyone. And lately, it seems like those are the people rating my posters

TAGS: learn this now
Rating: 3.82/5

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agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:16 pm
My liver must be as good as Kobe beef by now.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
No, I live off the organs of people I kill...in fact I'm having a friend for dinner tonight! Some liver with fava beans and a nice micro-brew.
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 5:38 pm
don't you find it ironic that old people live off the organs of te people they kill
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
I hope I die quietly in my sleep like my Grandpa...not crying and screeming like the people in the car he was driving.
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 4:35 pm
C'est la vie, life sux then you die, enjoy the bacon while it lasts. and if your dying, try to make someone laugh wile you are
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
lol, it made this in response the amount of sh*tty posters I made. still trying to get my niche. Liek cubbby has his asian women. ron has his great looking works and inciteful messages. I now know corny jokes are not my niche
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 10:59 am
If the Timmies like your stuff the Terrorists have already won.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 10:59 am
Yeah, you'll get pretty good ratings for maybe 10, 15 minutes...then the Timmies stike. You can actually watch as your score plummets. But don't give in. If you try to please the Timmies, the regulars will vote you down. Just go with your heart.
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Welcome to Motifake. You may not believe it, but it builds a better motifaker.

HE'S SMILING - This should scare you

TAGS: this smile should scare you
Rating: 3.74/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:46 pm


CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~

TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.

HAM SANDWICHES - I like them extra Hammy on the Sabbath.

YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! - ....now where are those new shoes i can shred?

YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!

RICK ASTLEY - The worst enemy of frustrated virgins everywhere

TAGS: rick astley rickrolled damb not this again random
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:59 pm
Rick-rolling is great. Well, the angry responses I get back are great.

THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN - Where's your "God" now?

TAGS: aethism atheist
Rating: 1.94/5

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Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:30 pm
Natural Selection. I believe this is a theory scientific in nature, giving an explanation that is not rooted in fear.
Steph - April 17, 2009, 2:24 am
Those comments are really disappointing...
yon - November 29, 2008, 8:06 am
two words: population control. if they weren't dead there'd be to many humans on the planet
Razor Eddie - November 28, 2008, 4:27 pm
Obviously not being prayed to by those children.
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 8:27 am
"God" is sitting back, laughing at the children he just killed off. And I shall laugh too. Hah.

the scar that wouldn't heal -

TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.75/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


TAGS: this is a true warrior
Rating: 4.67/5

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sniper - April 19, 2011, 4:03 pm
eh. Whachu gonna do... I had a hard enough time finding a picture of one man against a hundred or more.
DrSynth - April 19, 2011, 12:04 am
The only problem with this poster is that he wasn't fighting them any more. He was just walking to the door to turn around and take a thousand arrows to the face.
Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:24 pm
Well, at least he didn't earn Five For Fighting
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:25 pm
Hey I was doing perfectly well arguing with myself and then you had to come along to be the third man in. In Canada you would have just earned yourself two minutes in the penalty box.
sniper - April 14, 2011, 6:15 pm
Fair 'nough. Let's both agree to just drop the subject and never talk again.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Yer right, that would be stupid. But don't call me an idiot. You haven't earned that right. Especially with the kind of moronic Hallmarkesque posters you seem limited to making.
sniper - April 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
Well, you labled the comment with word idiot you idiot. And it only took me an hour and 15 minutes to notice it. Not to say I was staring at your comment for and hour and 15 minutes. That was just be stupid.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 5:52 pm
Heyyyy, wait a minute. Who said anything about being an idiot. You sir have gone too far!
Sean - April 14, 2011, 5:49 pm
Well I wasn't about to wait for anyone else to notice. That would take way too long. Derrrr.
sniper - April 14, 2011, 5:41 pm
Are you calling yourself an idiot?
sniper - April 14, 2011, 5:35 pm
What the hell are you talking about...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 4:16 pm
IDIOT A pedantic jerk who can't tell the difference between a noun and a verb. See, for example, the moron in rabbit suit.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 4:13 pm
EXPLANATION When the meaning of a word is given to you somehow, either with or without appropriate punctuation.


TAGS: this one is destined to fail
Rating: 4.62/5

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spacedog - October 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
Good one Rerun.
Cubbybear - October 14, 2010, 9:31 pm
Gertie...LOL! That name is funny
agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:29 pm
Holy crap, this is hilarious!


TAGS: greedy world this is calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

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jedimonk - June 8, 2012, 4:09 pm
silly religous types! Its all about perspective; Karma says that dude probably ra**d and murdered some chick in a past life and this is his payment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:07 pm
It’s around the time when someone realizes that affording a sandwich is more important than the 150” plasma screen TV. Don’t think too many realize that yet. They will though. 5L!

PRE MIDLIFE CRISIS - In dog years You would be dead


TAGS: this must be how luke felt when he found out about leia
Rating: 3.63/5

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MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
Love it Haar.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
And instead of being virgins, they took them and had their way with them.


TAGS: this is not a politifake you dumb mod its an idiologifake
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - December 22, 2009, 2:01 pm
I was actually referring to most people, not just the capitalists (owners of the means of production). This is more existential than ideological.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
It allows them to live off their capital rather than direct work. "Utterly useless"? I expect they'd debate that.


TAGS: this is a do over
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:27 am
I'm pretty sure that I'm going to hell for this one. And I'll tell yer moms you said "hey."


ANNOYANCE - Bloody Everything.

TAGS: if this isn t funny dontputiton
Rating: 3.26/5

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rerun - May 9, 2011, 7:11 pm

AudioHostem - May 9, 2011, 7:09 pm
It was a comment at the rather handsome gentleman portrayed in the motifake.
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:34 pm

d*** you....I am right here and you are calling me annoying? Or is this a mere comment at the rather handsome gentleman portraied in the motifake?
AudioHostem - April 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
Look! It's rerun! 5L's
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL monkey!! Come on Mirromere, take it as a challenge! And as monkey said, ask some of the guys whose posters you like for suggestions or hints. No one is born a master.
Mirromere - December 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:46 am
I'm not sure what the picture has to do with it, but I'd give it 4L's just for the extreme wittiness of "Bloody Everything."
5150monkeylove - December 18, 2010, 3:30 am
Is this the part where I am supposed to tell you your a** doesn't look fat? jeez, just pm a reg if you have doubts... It is really that simple.
Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 11:26 pm
Sorry. I'll quit posting. UnlessI've got something that is, well, genuinely funny. Otherwise I'll be quiet.
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:14 am
I get where the poster was going, just not sure if there is any way it could have gotten there. Good Picture, Good Thought, Good try.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 4:13 am
After reading the tags, are you just throwing stuff out to see if it gets approved? Dude, PM one of the elder regulars for help if you are not confident in your work. help the site, don't clutter it with crap.(especially if you don't even believe in it)
Mirromere - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
You are (however muh I wish it was different) entitled to your opionion.
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:29 pm
2 Horses (Dwarfs hate them too)
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
Dwarfs get annoyed. Poster not funny, IMO.


TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm
it is

PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s

TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls


TAGS: madness this is sparta
Rating: 2.69/5

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Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 1:23 am
good job 5/5 from Cubby
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:19 am
LOL! And... wait... what? I'm old. Well said, anything... I think.
Anything - April 15, 2010, 1:02 am
it's always nice to refresh our old sense of humor. :)
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:00 am
I chuckled, so I approved it. Shut up.


TAGS: this is carrying it to an extreme
Rating: 2.38/5

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Iconoclast - May 15, 2010, 3:37 pm

STYLE - If you haven't got it, flaunt it.


TAGS: yes i actually do have this fear its not just another twoface reference pzy
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
Spoken like a true wing man!
crankyhead - October 12, 2010, 9:14 pm
try to make due with what's left... wakka wakka wakka =)


TAGS: this ducks
Rating: 4.92/5

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crankyhead - November 6, 2010, 1:23 pm
lesterinside - November 5, 2010, 10:30 pm
Very true space, Self preservation. LOL @ Ice, "Status Quack" Coz we ain't no chicken!.
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 10:18 pm
And why did the duck cross the road? To prove he's no chicken....... It ain't much but it's all I had.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:35 pm


TAGS: aggy this shamrock is for you
Rating: 4.91/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:31 pm
Everybody get up. Get up, get get, get down.=255it=255
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:13 pm
... or so I've heard.

ROAD RAGE - "If this jerk doesn't get off my ass and stop honking..."

TAGS: this quacks me up
Rating: 4.83/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 7:23 pm


TAGS: someone get me off of this rock iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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Greeny - March 13, 2011, 9:44 am
I can make an island in the bathtub!
Arkot - March 13, 2011, 5:39 am
what about the Isle of Man?


TAGS: this only deserves a 3
Rating: 4.67/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:55 am
Stephen Lynch is Craig Christ
Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:59 pm
so if I don't believe in jesus does someone have to clap to save his life?


TAGS: admit it you want to meet this dude
Rating: 4.6/5

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BoneCD - May 2, 2010, 10:46 am
Love it!!!! 5 Poodles my man!
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:25 am

I buy, rent, sell construction equipment. Chances are I know this guy....and he is as amsome as this motifake. 5 Tonka Trucks


TAGS: in this economy
Rating: 4.56/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry double post but it holds true for both ;)
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.


TAGS: beauty thanks to agdaniele and toc for this
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - May 3, 2010, 6:17 pm

hey - all you need is the area code for this beaty, I can tell you it really does have interstate access
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Dude! You said you would let me know when your house went on the market! Now I'll have competition! 5 inner beauties.